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Digital sperm app on your phone lets you know if you have whack jizz
In a world where whack jizz could lead to the extinction of humans, sperm cell count is very important.
But, having to go to the doctor regarding how many strong swimming sperm cells can be awkward AF.
That’s why YO has created a sperm testing kit that you can conduct right in the comfort of your home on your smartphone.
The YO Home Sperm Test might be a little hot-boy, but it is convenient as hell. Men curious about their sperm count can get the FDA approved kit via Amazon Prime and have it shipped to their cribs in two days.
Once your package has arrived the next step is downloading the app. When the app is downloaded the rest is up to you.
After you do the dirty deed into a cup, your jizz is combined with a powder that turns pink.
The pink jizz cocktail is then smeared onto a test slide and then slid into a device that connects to your camera for your sperm cells to be seen from a microscopic view.
When you’re done fapping it, testing, and realize that your sperm count is Gucci or whack, you’re probably going to want to sterilize your phone.
Well, no worries because the test kit comes with a very thin antiseptic napkin that is guaranteed to get any residue you might have gotten on your phone.
Regardless if you’re a straight shooter or not, still clean your phone because you just used it to test your sperm.
I guess this could be a good thing for men as this is one of the first male reproductive health apps of its kind. Which is why CEO and co-owner of YO, Marcia Deutsch, wanted to revolutionize fertility status awareness for males.
In an interview with Digital Trends, she said,
“The explosion of apps and wearables dedicated to optimizing the chance of pregnancy is evidenced [by the fact] that people crave more awareness of their fertility status… However, the bulk of these new technology tools cater to women. No other company is tackling male reproductive health in this manner.”
She added,
“If a man is producing 100 million sperm and they are all dead or not swimming, it’s useless to know your sperm concentration is ‘normal.’ The key is to assess sperm that are moving, as these are the sperm that will fertilize an egg during normal conception.”
If you’re having trouble having a baby this might be a technology worth copping.